Jacob Woods

Jacob Woods
Jacob is gay. He eats, breathes, and sleeps lgbtqia issues. He is a psychology major currrently working to educate the simpletons. He attends college in the Twin Cities.

Tuesday, June 21

Effing Life Cereal

I realized when I was surfing through the internet that there were better blogs than my own.

Effing Dykes was one of them. Unfortunately I don't like looking at girly boobs. 

Boobs = Tuna which is the derivative of gross.

And that is when I decided to surf the internet to find pictures of really attractive men making out. 

I figure the world would be a better place if there were a gay male version of Effing Dykes

Good as Gay should be it!

But that is when I realized I had to get up at like 7 am in the morning to feed my nephew Effing Life Cereal.
If I don't he likes to chew on crayola crayons.

Which is sort of funny and gross at the same time.

Some day he will begin drinking Elmer's Glue

And the dog will enjoy eating motorcycle toys and pillows while my nephew gets his dos of fiber.

In the meantime, here are some hot males. 

I love looking at young love!
So cute when teens show themselves loving each other.

And sometimes facial hair is a sexy thing. Plus, if you ever read Effing Dykes, there are a lot of boobies sometimes. So I needed something borderline like this.

However, if we lived in Denmark. . .

Nudity and gay marriage would not be nearly as strange! It would be the norm.
Plus, they have a funny economy!

Butt when it comes to naked men, I don't care for hunks, yuck!

Nor bears. 

Not that type of bear. Like as into bear arms. 

Bad political pun with message. Tried to be up to date on political issues, but failed. 

Aren't they cute? Not!!!!

To each there own. We all have our interpretations of the rainbow!

LOL!!! I love google images! I should use it more often.

What do you think? Should I have more Effing Dyke styled posts?

Or should I leave that to the lesbians?

I think I might just do it any ways!

Because.. . . . .

That will give me an excuse to surf google looking for cute gay guys.

My favorite being twinkies.

Not that sort of twinkie. . . 

This sort of twinky!!!!

Yum. That twinkie looks like he will taste amazing. I am drooling! 

Like what you see here! There is so much more! Follow it all! 


Jared said...

So this did make me think of effing Sykes. However, I feel compelled to comment "lesbians do it better." I love you jacob!

naturgesetz said...

I don't need to see pictures of cute guys which you've copied from somewhere else in order to read your blog.

I suppose they are a way of boosting the number of page views, much less so of boosting the page reads. So the questions are: Is getting hits what you want from blogging, or putting your thoughts out there and maybe getting some discussion — and Do you "need" viewers for affirmation?

If you read between the lines, you can probably guess that I'm hoping you won't go the picture route. LOL

Michael Javert said...

To the previous commentator This is Jacob's blog, not your blog. He can post whatever he wants. If you don't like it, that is fine, but you have no right to tell him what he should or shouldn't post. Okay ?

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naturgesetz said...

@ Michael Javert — I'm perfectly aware that this is Jacob's Blog and he can do whatever he wants. But he did ask, "What do you think? Should I have more Effing Dyke styled posts?" I was responding to those questions, and I don't think you should be upset that I did so.

P.S. My previous two posts had a snarky tone which I regret, which is why I deleted them. So if anybody gets them via e-mail, please accept my apology.

Jacob Woods said...

I didn't even get to read the snarky toned ones, you took them off before I got to them, thanks for the input, I don't really care for making effing dykes posts lol, as Jared said, lesbians do it better!!!! It's not my style, but it was a lot of fun.

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